“Our Procurement Specialist and Your Mom have Some Concerns About Your Elaborate Holiday Gifts for Your Girlfriend”
3 min readDec 1, 2022
By Rachel Mans McKenny
Items, with concerns noted by our department of shipping and procurement:
- Partridge (1) [on order]
- Pear Tree (1) [6’ Bradford pear tree (potted), with red ribbon on it set aside for delivery]